"LOVE
UNIVERSITY ... Where singles
sign up for lessons of the heart! "
COSMOPOLITAN - 1998
...
"Word got around there were lots of attractive single
women in Pat's class, so the men started going just to meet
them," explains Renee Piane, an attractive and extremely
flirtatious young woman, who describes herself as The Love
Coach. "My class, How To Impress Your Date Every Time,
is the exact opposite. I usually have more men than women,
but now women are hearing about this, so they're showing
up too. On the whole though, it's men that need guidance."
This
evening, there are three women and 15 men in her class.
"Now, have you got a nice place to bring a woman back
to?" she asks them. The class stare back blankly. Piane
looks exasperated. "You need a good environment,"
she gently scolds. "Your house, it needs to smell nice,
the lighting should be soft, the place should be comfortable.
If you bring someone back to a pigsty, well, what are they
going to think of you?"
She
tells her class to take a good look at themselves and asks
if they are the kind of people who magnetize others. Many
of the men don't look as if they could magnetize a fridge
magnet.
"Women
love it when a man is in the driver's seat," Piane
continues. "You should be saying, 'I'm planning a day
ski trip and couldn't think of anyone I'd rather take than
you - are you available Saturday?' This makes us feel special.
It's romantic. It feels sooo good when a man takes a lead,
we feel cherished."
The
three women nod in agreement. They don't seem to mind that
the advice is directed primarily at the men. They're too
business swapping gazes with their pick of the bunch anyway."
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